Your resume asked for honesty

Your resume deserves a better roast.

Upload your resume for a savage-but-useful AI reaction in about 60 seconds. Laugh at the weak spots, fix what matters, and walk away with a sharper story.

One free roast. No credit card. Ego not included.

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Roast sample

“Results-driven” called. It wants an actual result.

The Roastly pact

Mean to clichés. Nice to humans.

No fake testimonials or made-up success stats

Specific feedback instead of generic career fluff

No fabricated skills, jobs, or achievements

A free first roast before you pay for a rewrite

From cringe to credible

A roast with somewhere to go.

The joke gets your attention. The next step makes your resume better. Roastly keeps that loop fast, clear, and useful.

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The 60-second roast

Upload your resume and get a punchy video-style reaction that calls out vague bullets, tired phrases, and buried wins.

02

Advice beneath the jokes

Every burn comes with a concrete fix, so you leave with better wording—not just emotional damage.

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A rewrite ready to use

Upgrade when you want Roastly to turn the critique into sharper, role-focused resume copy.

Pick your heat level

Pay for the fix, not the punchline.

Start with the roast. Upgrade once you are ready to replace the weak lines with stronger ones.

Quick Roast

$0one roast

See what Roastly catches before committing to a rewrite.

  • 60-second AI critique
  • Shareable reaction-style result
  • Actionable fixes for obvious weak spots
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Roast + Rewrite

$19per resume

Turn the critique into tighter, role-focused copy while keeping your real experience intact.

Everything in Quick Roast
Rewritten summary and bullets
Role-focused language pass
Clean copy ready to paste
Roast and rewrite

Fine print, no tiny font

Before your resume enters the group chat.

Ready when you are

Give your resume the feedback your friends won’t.

Get the laugh, find the weak spots, and make your next application harder to ignore.

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