New roast
The verdict is in

You got roasted. Respectfully.

Roastability score

64/100

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Witty
AI host is locked in

Witty's hot take

“This resume has real experience—it's just wearing a beige trench coat and hoping nobody asks follow-up questions. Give your wins a microphone.”

First impression

Score

61

The roast: Your opener is playing hard to get. Hiring managers should know your lane before their coffee cools.

Fix it: Lead with your target role, years of experience, and one measurable win.

Bullet strength

Score

48

The roast: These bullets brought verbs, but forgot to bring receipts. ‘Helped’ is not a measurable achievement.

Fix it: Swap task lists for outcomes: action + scope + result + number.

ATS readiness

Score

72

The roast: Mostly machine-readable, but a few missing role keywords are hiding in plain sight.

Fix it: Mirror 4–6 relevant keywords from each job description—naturally, not like a robot wrote it.

Proof of impact

Score

54

The roast: You did the work. The resume just whispers it from behind a potted plant.

Fix it: Add numbers for revenue, time saved, volume, team size, or customer impact.

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